This woman’s husband got banned from Woolies. The reasons why are brilliant.
Dear Mrs Smith:
Over the past six months, your husband Gary has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behaviour and, as a result, will ban your entire family from shopping in any of our stores if even one more incident occurs. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
Three of our clerks are currently attending counselling from the trouble your husband has caused. All complaints against Mr Smith have been compiled and are listed below.
Complaint Department
MEMO Re: Mr Smith – Complaints – Things Mr Gary Smith has done while his wife was shopping:
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