Guardian angel

A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘ If you take one more
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A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, ‘ If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.’

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, ‘Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.’

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. ‘Who are you?’

‘I am your guardian angel,’ the voice answered.

‘Oh, yeah? ‘ the man asked, ‘And where were you when I got married? ‘

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