One rather chauvinistic man has made a list for Valentine’s Day that will put a smile on your face we hope. A little bit of light entertainment for a laugh. Is it worth sharing – only you can tell us!
My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine’s Day. She repeats that it’s the thought that counts.
Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn’t quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here’s my list – see what you think:
- A bag and a belt
Now our vacuum cleaner will work better I hope when she pushes it around.
- Brand new mop and bucket.
I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn’t remember.
- Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.
I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change and sit in, instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.
- Chocolates left-over from last year’s candy box.
I was thinking of how proud she’d be of me for not wasting food. She’s been nagging me for years to recycle.
- Midnight moped ride through the park.
I was thinking that I’m getting too old to be peddling on the bike.
- Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper.
One of my favourites this – I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week. I could even give her colouring in paper – she could appreciate selecting her favourite colour.
- 45 second back massage.
I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.
Did this put a smile on your face for Valentine’s Day?