Don’t make a fuss about Valentine’s Day

One rather chauvinistic man has made a list for Valentine’s Day that will put a smile on your face we hope.  A little bit of light entertainment for a laugh.  Is it worth sharing – only you can tell us! 

My dearest wife is always going on and on and ON about NOT making a fuss over her on Valentine’s Day.  She repeats that it’s the thought that counts.

Well, I put a lot of thought into the gifts from previous February 14ths but she didn’t quite take to any of them like I assumed she would. Here’s my list – see what you think:

• A bag and a belt

Now our vacuum cleaner will work better I hope when she pushes it around.

• Brand new mop and bucket.

I was thinking it would be fun to see what colour the floor was because I couldn’t remember.

• Romantic dinner at fast food restaurant.

I was thinking that she might like to go inside for a change and sit in, instead of fetching dinner at the drive through.

• Chocolates left-over from last year’s candy box.

I was thinking of how proud she’d be of me for not wasting food. She’s been nagging me for years to recycle.

• Midnight moped ride through the park.

I was thinking that I’m getting too old to be peddling on the bike.

• Dozen roses printed on high quality photo paper.

One of my favourites this –  I was thinking these would last a lifetime instead of just a week.  I could even give her colouring in paper – she could appreciate selecting her favourite colour.

• 45 second back massage.

I was thinking any longer and she might think I was interested in something else.

Did this put a smile on your face for Valentine’s Day?