Cycling across the border

Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder. The guard hails him to stop for inspection. The guy looks a little nervous.  The guard looks him over and asks, “What’s in the bags?”

“Nothing but sand, sir,” says the man.

The guard doesn’t believe. He roughly grabs the bag and looks inside. Inside is nothing but sand.  The guard digs around and finds nothing. Eventually, he sighs and says, “Ok you’re clear move on”

Two weeks later, the same thing. This goes on for months, every two weeks same bags, same sand and they find nothing and it drives the guard nuts. finally one day one of the guards can’t take it anymore and follows the guy.

Not being able to shake that something suspicious is going on the guard follows the guy.

Spotting him sitting at a cafe with his two bags of sand. He steps up to him and says: “Listen, buddy, you got us crazy down at the office. Please tell me what you’re smuggling, I know it must be something. I swear I won’t tell! I just need to know!”

The guy takes a sip of his drink, lifts his head up and looks at him and says, “Bicycles.”

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