Business before pleasure

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent,’
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A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent,’ said the bartender.

‘One cent?’ the man exclaimed.

He glanced at the menu and asked, ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’

‘Twenty cents,’ the barman replied.

‘Twenty cents?’ exclaimed the man.

‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

The bartender replied, ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?’

‘The same thing I’m doing to his business down here,’ said the bartender.

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    • A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. ‘Certainly, Sir, that’ll be one cent,’ said the bartender.

      ‘One cent?’ the man exclaimed.

      He glanced at the menu and asked, ‘How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?’

      ‘Twenty cents,’ the barman replied.

      ‘Twenty cents?’ exclaimed the man.

      ‘Where’s the guy who owns this place?’

      The bartender replied, ‘Upstairs, with my wife.’

      The man asked: ‘What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?’

      ‘The same thing I’m doing to his business down here,’ said the bartender.

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