An old man sits in the confessional …

An old man sits in the confessional at church and says, “Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.”

“Tell me of your sins,” says the priest.

The old man pauses. “Well, Father, I’m 92 years old; I’ve been married to my wife for 70 years. I’ve always been faithful to her. But last night, I made love to two beautiful 21-year-old girls!”

“I see,” says the priest. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”

The old man says, “Oh, I’ve never been to confession. I’m Jewish.”

The priest says, “So why are you telling me?”

The old man says, “Because I’m telling everybody!”

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