All I want for my birthday is…

In January, my wife, a doctor, met with an elderly patient.

“So what did you get for your birthday?” she asked.

“I’m very excited,” he said. “I got an SUV.”

“Nice! What type?

“The Socks, Underwear, and Viagra kind”!

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