Accurate warnings we wish were on alcohol labels

On a lovely evening such as this we thought this funny email forward would not only crack a laugh, but
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On a lovely evening such as this we thought this funny email forward would not only crack a laugh, but also be a timely reminder that sometimes alcohol can make you do silly things.

There are many times in ones life where they wake up after a night out completely mortified at the crazy antics that come flooding back to your memory. Sometimes, these can be more painful than the headache!

If you’re thinking of having a couple of glasses of wine or beer tonight or over the weekend, don’t say we didn’t warn you…

Due to increasing products liability litigation, the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your rear-end kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

Will you heed these warnings?

*Author: Unknown 

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