A woman gives birth to twins…

A woman gives birth to twins.

Unfortunately her husband was overseas, so her brother helped her name them.

When her husband got home and heard the news, he was furious.

“Why did you get your brother to help you name them?” he shouted.

“He’s an idiot. I bet he gave them stupid names too. What did he call them?”

“Well,” the wife responded. “He called the girl Denise.”

The husband, surprised to hear such a normal name, asked his wife, “What about the boy?”

“Oh, my brother named him De nephew.”

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