A sailor pulls into port…

A sailor pulls into port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- “Sisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel”.

He walks into what appears to be a church. There’s a nun sitting by a table near the door. She can tell why he’s there, so she tells him to put $5 in the collection tin on the table and walk through the door.

The sailor does so, and enters another room, and there’s another nun, with a table and a collection tin. She tells him to put $10 in the collection tin and directs him through the door.

The sailor goes into a third room, where a third nun with a table and collection tin tells him to pay $15 before he goes through the door.

The sailor coughs up the dough, and walks through the door. It slams and locks behind him, and he is in an alley behind the church, facing a brick wall with a large sign- “You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy”.

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