A sailor comes in to port after a long stint at sea …

After a long stint at sea, a sailor comes into port and decides he needs some female company ASAP, so he heads straight into town.

Walking along a side street, he spots a small sign that says ‘Sisters of Mercy Convent and Brothel’, and a nun sitting at a table outside the door. After he explains what kind of company he’s looking for, the nun tells him to put $10 in the tin cup on the table and walk through the door behind her.

The sailor does as instructed, and in the next room he finds another nun, also with a table with a cup on it. This nun asks him to put $20 in the cup, and tells him to go through another door.

The man enters another room, again with a nun sitting at a table with a cup on it. She asks him for $40, and tells him that he must pass through a final door to find what he’s looking for.

By now very ager to lay his hands on the nubile novice he can imagine is lounging behind the door, the man throws his $40 into the cup and rushes through the door the third nun has pointed to.

The door slams shut behind him and he can hear the lock turn. He looks around to find himself in an alley behind the convent.

Looking up at the brick wall facing him, he sees a sign that says “You’ve just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy”.

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