A bartender is sitting behind his pub when a well-dressed but obviously intoxicated man stumbles in.
“Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for me, and a drink for yourself!” The man yells as he approaches.
The bartender pours all the drinks, the whole bar cheers, they all drink. The bartender hands the bill to the man, and he just shrugs and says, “Oh I didn’t bring my wallet with me tonight, sorry.” The bartender proceeds to rush the man towards the door and throws him hard out into the street.
Next night, the bartender is again behind his bar when the same well-dressed but intoxicated man stumbles in.
“Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for me, and a drink for yourself!” The man happily announces as he approaches.
The bartender thinks: “This guy can’t be that stupid, he probably came to pay. Now I feel bad for tossing him out.” He pours all the drinks, the whole bar cheers, they all drink.
The bartender hands the bill to the man, and he again shrugs and says, “Oh I didn’t bring my wallet with me again, sorry.” The bartender proceeds grab the man and roughly throw him into some bins outside the pub in the alley.
Third night in the row, the bartender just can’t believe his eyes when he sees the man return.
“Bartender! A drink for everyone, and a drink for me!” The man calls out as he approaches.
The bartender is fuming and grins sardonically: “What, no drink for ME tonight?”
The drunk looks at him and says: “Nah man, you get way too violent when you drink.”