A man and his wife were holidaying in Jerusalem …

A man and his wife were holidaying in Jerusalem. During the holiday, the wife passed away. 

The funeral director told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or she can be buried here in the Holy Land for $150.” 

The man thought about it for a minute, then asked the funeral director to ship his wife home. 

The funeral director was surprised. “Why spend $5,000 when you could lay your wife to rest in this wonderful place for only $150?” he asked. 

The man replied, “Someone was laid to rest here once, and he rose from the dead three days later. I just can’t take that chance.” 

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