There will be no nursing home in my future…
Nope… I’m going to live on a Cruise Ship year round! The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations, and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
And, the best for last!
(P.S. And don’t forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at no charge.)
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