Susie brought her newborn son to the paediatrician for his first checkup.
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“You have a very cute baby,” the doctor said as he finished with his checks.
“I bet you say that to all new parents,” Susie said, smiling.
“No,” the doctor replied, “just to those whose babies are good looking.”
“So what do you say to the others?” she asked.
“I say, ‘He looks just like you.'”
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