One day, a proctologist was approached by an intern with some very important documents to sign.
Reaching into his pocket for a pen, the proctologist instead found a rectal thermometer and started swearing.
“Third time this week,” the proctologist muttered. “Unbelievable.”
The intern was confused. “Are you mad because you grabbed the wrong tool?”
“No,” the doctor said. “I’m mad because some asshole has my favourite pen!”