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Your morning heart-starter: Two elderly men were sitting on a bench
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In EntertainmentOn Friday 9th Feb, 2018

Your morning heart-starter: Two elderly men were sitting on a bench

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Every morning we’ll bring you something to challenge your brain, exercise your memory or give you a laugh!

Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench, when one turns to the other and says: “Ben, I’m 83-years-old now and I’m just full of aches and pain. I know you’re about my age, how do you feel?”

“I feel just like a newborn baby,” Ben says. 

“Really! Like a newborn baby?” 

“Yes,” Ben says. “No hair, no teeth and I think I just wet my pants.”

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