While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.
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“You’ll have a beautiful view of the swan pond,” he assured them.
Dad wasn’t sold.
“Unless you’re including a periscope with my casket, I don’t know how I’m going to enjoy it.”
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