A man and a woman had a car accident, both of their cars were completely demolished but somehow they both managed to escaped unharmed.
“Thank goodness we’re alright!” the woman said. “You know, I think this is a sign from the universe that we should just be friends and not try to pin the blame on each other.”
The man agreed, relieved to be unharmed. “And here’s another miracle!” the woman said, pointing to a bottle of scotch on the ground. “This bottle was in my back seat and it didn’t break. That must be a sign we should toast to our good fortune.”
The man nodded in agreement and took a few swigs from the offered bottle. As he handed it back to the woman though, she put the cap back on and passed it back to the man.
“Aren’t you having any?” he asked.
“No,” she said. “I think I’ll just wait for the police.”