Three men were sitting in a waiting room after their wives had gone into labour. A nurse walked into the room and said to the first man, “Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!”
The man replied, “How about that? I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.”
The man then followed the nurse to his wife’s room.
About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced to the second man that his wife had just had triplets.
The man stood up and said, “Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.”
The third man got up and started to leave.
When the nurse asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, “I think I need a breath of fresh air.”
The man continued, “I work for 7-UP.”