When he turned 70, Noel purchased ...

lawnmower cutting grass

When he turned 70, Noel purchased his first ride-on lawnmower.

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“This thing is great,” he told his kids. “It only took me an hour and a half to mow the lawn. It used to take your grandmother two days to do it all!”

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