What an ugly duck

Don and Daisy were out water skiing when Don fell into the water.

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As Daisy circled the boat so that she could pick him up, Don noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

With a fright, Don quickly put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter, with a wry smile, responded, “Don’t quack.”


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