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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A ventriloquist was performing on stage
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Monday 24th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A ventriloquist was performing on stage

The ventriloquist began to stammer out an apology. Source: Getty.

A ventriloquist was performing on stage with his dummy on his lap. He was telling a ‘dumb blonde’ joke when a young platinum-haired woman jumped to her feet.

“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?” she demanded. “What does my hair colour have to do with my worth as a human being?”

Flustered, the ventriloquist began to stammer out an apology.

“You keep out of this!” She yelled back. “I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”

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