Two old school rivals bumped into each other at the store. The first man started showing off, talking about his well-paid job and expensive sports cars.
Then he pulled out his phone to show the other man a photo of his wife and said, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
The other man answered, “If you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend.”
“Why? Is she a stunner?”
“No, she’s an optometrist.”