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Our Daily Joke – Two old men were sitting on a bench
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn JokesOn Wednesday 27th Dec, 2017

Our Daily Joke – Two old men were sitting on a bench

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Two old men were sitting on a bench.

“I’m 83 years old,” one said. “And I’m full of aches and pains. Bert, you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

“I feel just like a newborn baby,” said Bert.

“That’s not fair. Do you really feel like a newborn?” the first man said.

“Yep,” said Bert. “No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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