Our Daily Joke - Two old men were sitting on a bench

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Two old men were sitting on a bench.

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“I’m 83 years old,” one said. “And I’m full of aches and pains. Bert, you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

“I feel just like a newborn baby.” said Bert.

“That’s not fair. Do you really feel like a newborn?” the first man said.

“Yep,” said Bert. “No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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