Two old ladies were sitting outside a hall where a local flower show was going on. One of the women leaned over and said, “We never have any fun any more. For $5, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5 note. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. Then, completely naked, she streaked through the flower show.
Her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.
“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”