Entertainment
Write
Search
Menu
Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two old ladies were outside a flower show
815
By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Wednesday 26th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two old ladies were outside a flower show

Completely naked, she streaked through the flower show. Source: Getty.

Two old ladies were sitting outside a hall where a local flower show was going on. One of the women leaned over and said, “We never have any fun any more. For $5, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”

“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5 note. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. Then, completely naked, she streaked through the flower show.

Her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

“What happened?” asked her waiting friend.

“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”

Need another laugh? Have a look at some of our other great jokes here.

sign up todayand get the latest in news, entertainment, lifestyle & fun
Clicking sign up means you agree to our terms and acknowledge you've read our privacy policy.