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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two men are hiking in the woods
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By Starts at 60 WritersIn EntertainmentOn Friday 28th Sep, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Two men are hiking in the woods

"Calm down. I can help." Source: Pexels.

Two men are hiking in the woods when one of them collapses. The second man whips out his phone and immediately calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What do I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There is a short pause, then a loud shot is heard. Back on the phone, the second man says, “Okay, now what?”

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