Two guys are in the local hardware store ….

Two guys, one old timer and one young, are pushing their carts around the local hardware and gardening centre when they collide.

The old timer says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.”

The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she is 34 yrs old, tall, with dark hair, big brown eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”

The old timer says…… “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”

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