Two elderly ladies were talking over their weekly card game.
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“Now, don’t get mad at me,” the first lady said. “I know we’ve been friends since we were children but right now I just can’t remember your name. I’ve been trying to think of it for an hour and it’s no use. Please just tell me what your name is.”
The second lady glared at her friend for a solid minute.
Finally, she said, “How soon do you need to know?”
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