TV is my boyfriend...


One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother.

Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: “Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?”

Grandma replied: “Honey, my TV set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The programs make me feel good and the comedies makes me laugh. I’m happy with my it as my boyfriend”

Grandma turned on the old brick of a TV and the reception was terrible. She started to thump the back of it, hoping to fix the problem.

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The little boy heard a knock on the door, so he hurried to open it and it was his mum coming to collect him.

His mother asked, “where is Grandma?”

The little boy replied: “She’s in the bedroom bangin’ her boyfriend!”