Three priests are talking.
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“I’ve tried everything,” says the first priest. “I still can’t get rid of our rats.”
“Same here!” says the second priest. “We’ve tried poison, traps, and noise. Nothing works.”
“We don’t have that problem,” says the third priest. “We baptised and confirmed them all, and now they just show up at Easter and Christmas.”
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