Three old ladies were sitting side by side …

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement village, reminiscing.

The first lady recalled shopping at the local fruit and veg store and demonstrated with her hands the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for five cents.

The second lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper, then demonstrated the size of two big ones she could buy for 10 cents.

They turned to the third lady and she laughed. “I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re both talking about.”

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