The sound of an ex-wife

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.

One evening after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.

His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks.

“Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married, I think it’s time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell your golf clubs”.

 Jim gets a horrified look on his face.

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 She says, “Darling, What’s wrong?”

 Jim says, ”For a minute there, you were sounding like my ex-wife”

 EX WIFE!”, she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

  ”I wasn’t!”, he replies.

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