The perfect man!

A young woman visits her grandmother, deflated.

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“Everyone is getting married – I need to find The One” said the young woman.

“Describe your perfect man” said the grandmother.

“The man I marry must be a shining light against company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!” she reeled off.

“Honey,” said grandma, “If that’s all you want, get a TV!”


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