The pastor's wife

Bob goes to his friend Sam and says, “I’m sleeping with the pastor’s wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after services for me?”
The friend doesn’t like it but being a friend, he agrees.
After the service, he starts talking to the pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally the pastor gets annoyed and asks Bob what he’s really up to.
Bob, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the him
, “My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied.”
The pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob’s shoulder and says
, “You better hurry home right now as my wife died a year ago.

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