The last kiss

A group of Sydney bikers were riding west when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the police officer who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and said:

“Hey Baby. Whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”

She said tearfully: “I’m going to jump”.

While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either, so he asked: “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe… why don’t you give ol’ George here your best last kiss?”

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So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another, even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George got a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the police officer.

“Wow!” said George. “That was the best kiss I have ever had! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you gonna jump?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl”.

Thanks to Eddie for sending this in! If you want to read some other great jokes, click here. Or to submit one of your own to share with the Starts at 60 community, click here.