A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She runs upstairs and finds her naked husband sweating and panting on the bed.
“What’s up?” she asks.
“I’m having a heart attack!” cries her husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone and starts dialing for an ambulance.
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Then her four-year-old son interrupts and says, “Mummy! Mummy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your closet, and she’s got no clothes on!”
The blonde slams the phone down and storms upstairs. She walks straight past her husband and opens the closet door to find her sister completely naked.
“You rotten bitch!” the blonde screams.
“My husband’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!”
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