Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
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At his next visit the doctor commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” “Just doing what you said, Doc: “Get a hot mamma and be cheerful”. “I didn’t say that!” I said, “You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful”.
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