The DNA test

A man was on a country road enjoying a drive. He picked up a hitchhiker, a beautiful young woman. Suddenly she fainted and he had to make a dash for a hospital.

That’s stressful.

At the hospital, the doctors say the young woman is all right. She is pregnant. They congratulate the man on his coming fatherhood. But he explains that he is not the father but the woman says he is.

That’s stressful.

He demands a DNA test to disprove paternity. After the tests are concluded, the doctors say he is infertile and has been all his life.

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That’s stressful. But a relief.

Then he thinks about his five kids back home…

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