The big driver

The insurance agency I work for draws business from a retirement community. Once, when applying for car insurance for a client, I asked him how many kilometres he drives in a year. He said he didn’t know.

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“Well, do you drive 10,000 kilometres a year?” I asked, “or 5,000?”

He said the numbers sounded high. “What month is this?” he asked. I told him it was July.

“Maybe this will help,” he said. “I filled the car with petrol in February”.

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