A bloke gets on a train. He is walking awkwardly and has a bulge in his trousers. He sits opposite a blonde. She keeps staring down at his lap as he sits.
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Noticing her stare, he tells her, “Tennis balls…”
She keeps staring for a while then looks up at him and asks, “Are they as painful as tennis elbow?”
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