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Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Suzie was talking to her teacher
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In JokesOn Thursday 1st Nov, 2018

Starts at 60 Daily Joke: Little Suzie was talking to her teacher

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The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human. Source: Pexels.

Little Suzie was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because it was a very large mammal and its throat was very small. But Little Suzie argued that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human because it was physically impossible.

Little Suzie said, “When I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah.”

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him.”

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