Struggling to question a difficult witness, the lawyer ...

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Struggling to question a difficult witness, the lawyer tried to win her over with flattery.

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“Miss, you seem like an intelligent, honest woman who wouldn’t lie to the court,” the lawyer said.

“Thank you,” said the woman. “If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.”

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