Starts at 60 Daily Joke: ‘Your dog bit my mother-in-law’

A neighbour comes to Tom and says, “Your dog bit my mother in law!”

Tom is horrified and apologises, adding, “You’ll probably be wanting financial recompense, won’t you?”

“Absolutely not!” Smiles the neighbour, “I’d love to buy the dog!”

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