A husband is frustrated by the lack of intimacy with his wife and comes up with a plan to spice up their sex life.
“Darling, shall we try a new position tonight?” he asks.
The wife pauses for a moment and thinks about her response.
“Sure,” she replies.
Shocked, the husband isn’t quite sure what to do, before the wife comes up with a suggestion.
“You stand by the ironing board, and I’ll sit on the couch all night drinking beer and farting.”