Someone has been talking!
My wife hosted a dinner party for all our friends, some of whom we hadn’t seen for ages.
Everyone was encouraged to bring their children.
All through the meal my wife’s best friend’s four-year-old daughter stared at me as I sat opposite her. The girl could hardly eat her food, and just kept staring.
I checked my shirt for spots, felt my face for food and patted my hair in place but nothing stopped her from staring at me. I tried my best to ignore her, but finally it was too much for me.
I asked her, “Why are you staring at me?”
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Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.
The little girl said “I’m just waiting to see how you drink like a fish….”
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