Shopping for the perfect turkey

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,

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“Do these turkeys get any bigger?”

The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead”.

 

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