Daily Joke: Seniors are definitely not senile!

An older, white-haired man walks into a jewellery store on Friday evening with a gorgeous, sexy, MUCH younger girl at his side.

He tells the jeweller he is looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looks through his stock and shows him a $5,000 ring. The old man says, “No, I’d like to see something more special.”

So the jeweller checks his special stock and brings out another ring. “Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000,” he says.

The young lady’s eyes are wide open and her whole body is trembling with excitement. The old man sees this and says, “We’ll take it.”

The jeweller asks how payment would be made and the old man says, “By cheque. I know you need to make sure the cheque is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.”

On Monday morning, the jeweller phones the old man and tells him, “There’s no money in that account.”

“I know,” says the old man, “But let me tell you about my weekend!”