One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus went to the doctor with a problem.
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“Doc, I think I have a mince pie stuck up my bottom,” he said.
“Ok Mr Claus, bend over please,” the doctor replied.
“Yes indeed, you do have a mince pie stuck up your bottom, but you’re in luck. Because I’ve got some cream for that.”
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