Starts at 60 Daily Joke: A priest walked into a bar

A priest walked into a bar and made an announcement.

“Anyone who wants to go to heaven, stand up.” 

Everybody in the bar stood up except for one drunk man sitting in the corner. The priest looked to the man.

“My son, don’t you want to go to heaven when you die?” He asked.

“When I die?” The man asked. “Sure. I just thought you were taking a load up now!”

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